Sunday, October 19, 2008

How To Memorize Skate Tricks

house or out

Do you already know this new tenancy show on rtl2? That is where we are as a couple for an apartment promotes and competes against competitors couple -.! house or get out, "every Friday at 18.00 clock

Before we find nothing, what we like and we fall for suspicious estate agents and their dubious business, and we applied ourselves to the show as a couple, we wanted them. apartment really have! Three rooms with large balcony on the second floor, bath, two equal-sized rooms and a small one. In a word: our dream apartment in Friedrichshain.

So we were at 12 clock in front of the house and that was about the first test - timeliness. Done! A couple came too late and is immediately kicked out. We had only 14 pairs competition!

On to the next round. "Get naked" she said. We had to ask for two in a row, the landlord was sitting on a throne in the balcony room. Each couple had to stand in front of him and to strip naked in less than 30 seconds, while date of birth, place of birth, nationality, name and occupation of parents, religion, annual income call with holiday and Christmas bonuses, childhood diseases, musical taste and the names of the six rental guarantor. We did it in 27 seconds and hung same ELF couples. Now we were four couples who wanted to give everything to get the apartment. After all, we had 1,000, - € entry fee paid, which we - should we win - could have been filtering down. should

was the last round "fax" to win, and the couple fill out the fastest of the 38-page application form and a fax machine, which was placed in the Rummelsburger Bay on a small boat to send to the office of the administrator would. We had it five minutes Time. The bow was no problem for us because we had learned all the possible information for the previous round by heart.

After only a good minute we were done and ran down the stairs to the street to the bay. We jumped into the icy water, swam 50 meters to the boat, holding the candidate arc high into the air so he would not get wet. Arriving at the boat, we hoisted ourselves into soaking wet. Our most dangerous rivals, the couple from Görlitz jumped into the water behind us. We had to quickly turn a crank, so that the generator was fired up for the fax. He grunted loudly and smelling of gasoline. We were cold to the fax began to rattle! Marianne, who had trained earlier in the swimming squad in the GDR, was coming closer, and had left her friend calling for help behind him ruthlessly.

With trembling hands I put the sheet into the fax, my friend chose the number of the administrative office and we watched as the hungry maw of the machine, the devoured leaves. Suddenly the little boat began to shake, Marianne got in and hit me firmly with the flat, wet hand from behind his ear. My friend, she pushed away from the fax, and he fell sideways into the water. I clutched at her hair firmly as she tried to pull our sheets from the device. Gave me her elbow in the stomach and I cringed me up in pain on the floor of the boat. My friend called me from the water off, I should not be so grim and give up. I felt bad.

were now even the owner and a few people from the administration office with a small pedal boat came to us. The camera men were rtl2 the whole time at it. The manager called us with the megaphone that the other two pairs could not have done and we were the last two. This information inspired me. I pulled on me, called to my friend, he was to me again condemned the 38 pages given to our application form. Marianne had them all thrown into the water. But I knew that we just missed the last three pages, the first 35 had already gone through the fax.

I took Marianne, which was shaken in front of fax from behind with both hands in his waistband and threw it in a big bow of the boat. My friend caught her, held her and she dived under water. I Friemelt together the last three pages, put her on the ongoing fax, turned again strong at the crank and watched as the beam transmission report arrived at 100%. Loud cheering and with tears in her eyes I jumped into the water to my friend and we kissed for the cameras. Marianne swam back to shore, and fell sobbing into the arms of her boyfriend.

We were way back then sit in a pedal boat and the owner got a warm blanket and hot tea. In the apartment turned rtl2 still the keys and interviewed us separately. In three weeks we can move. Unfortunately, there is a fixed term tenancy agreement and after a year we have to compete against tenant. But by then it was worth it!

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